We've rigged up this spring-loaded dick bomb for your pleasure. The package pops open and shoots hundreds of tiny confetti pieces shaped like.....you guessed it, dicks.
This a prank your recipient will NEVER forget!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**