When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a piece of shit so they don't deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious. Made from Milk Chocolate.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**